Snow in the South

Here in the South, when any appreciable powdery snow sticks to the ground all official rules for life are temporarily suspended.

  • all schools are canceled
  • all church services are canceled (NOTE: this is the only thing that cancels a church service in the South, because if it’s this cold here, Hell must be freezing over)
  • we consume more bread and milk in 3 days than we normally do for an entire month
  • we don’t like driving on ice so we go faster so we don’t have to spend as much time on it
  • our car brakes mysteriously stop working so we press harder
  • 24 hour local news coverage of traffic accidents, kids playing, and on-the-scene reporters demonstrating the interactions between walking on ice and gravity is riveting viewing

Once we get out to play in our winter wonderland we continue to create our own rules.  Just at the park by our house I saw people sledding with

  • steel runner sleds
  • plastic molded sleds (disc and body length)
  • the top half of a wheelbarrow
  • river rafting tubes
  • boogie boards
  • swimming pool inner tubes
  • wake boards
  • cardboard (which they then left at the park for others to pick up)
  • frisbees (approximately 12 inches in diameter)
  • butts
  • stomachs

It’s fun while it’s here, but I’m glad we only get it once a year.

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The Myth of Joe the Plumber and the Truth About 98.5% of Us

The threat of losing something we don’t even posses is a powerful force. Just look at the campaign rhetoric this year. Joe the Plumber is bemoaning the fact that as an aspiring small business owner his Obamian taxes will be burdensome. In reality, despite his deep desire, Joe will most likely never reach that $250,000 plateau where his taxes would in fact be raised under Obama’s plan.

How many people reach that income level? 1.5%. That means 98.5% of us will never attain that kind of money. We might all LIKE to reach that level, and we might all THINK it is within our grasp, but the cold hard reality is it is not very likely. McCain and company are trying to scare us into thinking we are going to lose something we most likely will never have.

I guess when your family’s income is around $4,800,000 a year ($4,200,000 from Cindy and $405,000 from John) and you can’t decide which of your 8 houses you will sleep in or your 13 cars you will drive, you might begin to think that $250,000 a year is just scraping by and that Obama would be taxing the poor. A quarter million a year qualifies you for food stamps, doesn’t it?

There are things to be fearful of right now, but please don’t be afraid of the bogeyman. By the way, any company or sole proprietership worth its salt knows how to (legally) reclassify its income so it avoids paying many taxes.

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Wintry Pocket Leftovers

This morning as we awakened to 35 degree temperatures it was time to don the winter coats and discover the pocket leftovers from our last wintry outing.  This wasn’t my best year (one year I found a $20 bill), but it was still good.  I managed to scrounge up about 80 cents, but more importantly I also found a key that I needed all last Spring and Summer.  I don’t need the key now, but I will again next Spring and Summer.  I’m happy with my find and hope as winter descends upon your locale, you too will discover an early Christmas present.

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Just a reminder, there are people who have it worse than us

There are people who are truly hurting because of the financial crises we are currently in.  But on World Food Day, let’s take a moment to remember that there are already millions of people who live daily in conditions far worse than our most dire economic scenarios.

Want to help?

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Don't lie to us, lead us!

I have to admit I am getting more disgusted with the two leading presidential candidates as each debate and every stump speech passes. They keep feeding us sugar coated words to help us swallow the medicine to cure our national ailments.  As you get older and the illnesses become more severe you learn that some medicine tastes like crap, and we’ve got a daily dose of crap medicine headed our way.  What crap do I speaketh of?

The economy.  They talk about the economic crises in empty platitudes – Obama barely even acknowledging that it will impact his campaign promises, and McCain completely oblivious to it.  They are too afraid to tell us the truth – that we can’t afford tax breaks; that we can’t afford two wars; that we can’t afford universal health coverage (at least in the current way the health insurance industry operates); that we can’t afford ever mounting debts, that we can’t afford Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid at their current levels – AND CONTINUE LIVING THE LIFESTYLE THAT WE CURRENTLY DO.

Stop lying to us and telling us everything will be back to normal soon without any pain or suffering.  It won’t.  Be a leader – LEAD US THOUGH THIS!  We don’t need hope and we don’t need a maverick.  We need a leader.  We need the truth.

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Of couse she is ready! Look where she lives…

The Alaska governor's mansion with a Holiday Inn Express sign in front of it.  Putin is peering in from the backyard.

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Thank GOD for unbridled capitalism…

… because it has never led us astray before!

Christmas trees with lights in a big box store

(photo taken September 21)

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Offshore. Whose Shore? My Shore? Your Shore?

Should we drill for oil off the coast of the United States?  First, some facts.

The U.S. uses 20.7 million barrels of oil a day, 12.4 million which we import.  That makes 7.6 billion barrels a year, 4.5 billion of which we import.

By the best estimates we have there are 15.75 billion barrels of oil locked up in the offshore area that is so debated right now.

So performing some advanced calculations (15.75 billion/4.5 billion) we see that offshore drilling will offset our dependence on foreign oil for about 3.5 years.  That’s not taking into consideration that it will take decades to actually be able to extract even a portion of that oil.

Given all those facts I am in support of expanding offshore oil drilling, not because it’s the logical thing to do, but because it’s the right thing to do.  For every oil platform we debate about not putting up in the U.S., how many pop up in other countries in equally environmentally sensitive areas?

Is it right to ask other countries to make environmental sacrifices for oil extraction if we ourselves are not willing to make the same sacrifice?  Why should the citizens of other countries pay with their environment, health, and “shoreline beauty” while we are allowed to cling to some vain cry of environmentalism?

I don’t think we Americans will ever come to grips with the true environmental impact of our oil addiction until we see it in front of our faces and feel it between our toes.  We don’t visit the countries where our oily passion has the most impact. Instead of asking, “Should we drill off the shore of the U.S.,” we should be asking, “Will we make our brothers and sisters around the world drill for us?”

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