Here in the South, when any appreciable powdery snow sticks to the ground all official rules for life are temporarily suspended.
- all schools are canceled
- all church services are canceled (NOTE: this is the only thing that cancels a church service in the South, because if it’s this cold here, Hell must be freezing over)
- we consume more bread and milk in 3 days than we normally do for an entire month
- we don’t like driving on ice so we go faster so we don’t have to spend as much time on it
- our car brakes mysteriously stop working so we press harder
- 24 hour local news coverage of traffic accidents, kids playing, and on-the-scene reporters demonstrating the interactions between walking on ice and gravity is riveting viewing
Once we get out to play in our winter wonderland we continue to create our own rules. Just at the park by our house I saw people sledding with
- steel runner sleds
- plastic molded sleds (disc and body length)
- the top half of a wheelbarrow
- river rafting tubes
- boogie boards
- swimming pool inner tubes
- wake boards
- cardboard (which they then left at the park for others to pick up)
- frisbees (approximately 12 inches in diameter)
- butts
- stomachs
It’s fun while it’s here, but I’m glad we only get it once a year.

